There were teddy bears and butterflies, and unicorns prancing about in lush green meadows of happiness and joy and fantasticness. Rocket ships of doom with red blood all over them came and ripped the guts out of the unicorns, it was all pink and gooey like chocolate. The king of pimp and lush green meadow landville came to investigate the sticky situation. Green laser beams shot from his death eyes and annihilated the little gloomy children across the street. They turned into black dust and blew away like dandelions in the wind. The teddy bears and butterflies grouped together and put on their sexy purple uniforms, so that they could defeat the pimp king. Little did they know however, that the king of pimp had yellow missiles of doom and destruction. He blew the army of teddy bears and butterflies up, he LOLed at their misfortune.


-michelle